This is again news for some reason:

WE BUY GOLD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
WE BUY GOLD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

 

It’s across from Sugarhouse and faces its front driveway.  It’s a part of the controls district that expressly bans pawn shops and checking cashing establishments near the casino.  That was the deal Fishtown made with the devil when the place opened.

And Don and Charlotte Hudson want to fuck everything up.  They keep finding commercial tenants for their property who are completely incompatible with the building’s zoning.

They also owe nearly $6,000 in back taxes on 112 E Allen and haven’t paid a cent.  Their back taxes were raised as an issue two years ago and the Philadelphia Department of Revenue did ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.   Like, NOTHING as in WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU PAY YOUR TAXES.

There is not a question or a doubt that “WE BUY GOLD!!!!” is indeed pawning.   This is a fairly desolate stretch of Delaware Avenue and SUDDENLY while driving down it you’d get hit with the urge to go to a jewelry store?  Is that because you might want to PAWN SOME JEWELRY so you can hit the slots, maybe?

This is the 2nd time Don and Charlotte Hudson have tried to fuck over Fishtown this way, and let me tell you—Fishtowners will have NONE of that bullshit.  For the second time in a row, this suburban trash couple has thrown a neighborhood into an uproar with their business dealings.

So congratulations, you’ve earned the WE’RE POSTING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE ON PDQ AWARD.   Here’s your home address and photo of your house up in Huntingdon Valley for all Fishtown residents to see!   Don and Charlotte put 905 Henrietta Avenue, Huntingdon Valley, PA up for sale but back in January they had delisted their home according to the Multiple Listing Service.

YOUR HOUSE IN THE BURBS LOOKS LIKE A DUMP.  NICE STRIP MALL.
YOUR HOUSE IN THE BURBS LOOKS LIKE A DUMP. NICE STRIP MALL.

Maybe they didn’t sell because there’s no desperate gamblers and junkies looking to hock GOLD FOR CASH.

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i love this photo.  Sam the Butcher is in the middle
I love this photo. Sam the Butcher is in the middle

Isn’t it lovely to see hypocrisy in action?  When a drug ring gets busted that’s usually a lot more racially diverse than this panel of preppies above; usually the online comments on Philly news sites, when the media outlets even allow comments (many times they are turned off knowing full well what will happen) it turns into an over-pouring racist shitshow that makes Phil Robertson of Duck Commander/Dynasty look like a professor of Chicano studies.

But in the case of the Main Line Takeover Project which comprises the crotchfruit of the highest social classes in the Delaware Valley, the vitriol was as tame as ever.   Philly.com commenters who normally would try to find creative ways to get around the “n**ger word filter” on Disqus instead for a moment turned into überlibertarianistas or lobbyists for NORML, arguing that our drug war is a failure.

Well shit son, you just now figured that out after taking an online commenting shitbath on Philly inner city drugs and crime stories from your Jersey stinkhole for years?

Before PMN goes and poofs it, if you’re looking for some lunchtime entertainment today head on over to Carolyn Davis and Mari Shafer’s article where this irony wasn’t lost on a number of folks, who of course in futility tried to point it out to the racist Philly.com commenting regulars, only to result in even more absurdity.

I’ll leave you with a tiny sample of what you’ll find below the fold.

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