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A long time ago (2012), in a universe far, far away (Port Richmond) there was a lady living in a rowhome behind a shuttered Catholic school. The school sat empty and vacant while neighborhood leaders and the adjacent church worried about the state of the building and the beautiful park that sits in front of it–whether it would collapse into ruin.
Along came an idea: turn the shuttered elementary school into senior housing.
But ‘lo, the lady living in the rowhome behind the shuttered school had a son.
And he was a lawyer.
And while the lady living in the house never appeared at any zoning meetings, was never present before the ZBA, and didn’t appear in the gallery during lower court proceedings, she was not going to lose her God-given street parking spot in front of her house without a fight.
Until this week, when the Pennsylvania Supreme Court shot her and her son down.
In Gloria Marshall vs. the ZBA, the Supreme Court reversed the decision of Commonwealth Court who then insisted that there was no reason that 19 parking spots could not be constructed at the Nativity BVM School to conform with the zoning requirements to convert the school building with housing, therefore there was no hardship.
But to make room for 19 parking spots, the school building itself would have to be demolished, which seems insane. All for one lady’s parking spot and her lawyer-son who thought legal pressure would work. It didn’t.
Ever since Wendy Ruderman and Barbara Laker won Pulitzers for their Tainted Justice series detailing corruption in a PPD narcotics field unit, the Fraternal Order of Police Lodge 5 has held a grudge.
And it shows. Witness this rambling screed from FOP5:
So all we get from this press release that FOP5 condemns two reporters for actions akin to what the narcotics task force members were accused of, but never convicted of.
By that logic; theoretically if the officers did nothing and were blameless, then Wendy Ruderman and Barbara Laker were reporting about absolutely nothing.
If you want to blow a few hours reading a law enforcement officer-troll’s Twitter account, you can certainly check this out: @SITETeam6
But someone bought a witness some diapers so that excuses what the officers allegedly did. Oh and then there’s that pesky photo of a cop trying to destroy a surveillance system in a bodega:
Bonus points go for the Jimmy Hoffa reference. -1 for not calling Wendy Ruderman a “crumb bum”.
Don’t worry though Furfari fans. When the kitchen went up in flames that pretty much sanitized the place. The last health inspection violation just says the bathroom door needs to close itself (heh… guess in case people rush in to pee and not care about shutting the door).
But pre-fire pretzels probably will never taste the same…
Super Mega Tax Delinquent Fishtown Pretzel Shop’s Driver Calls Local Resident a “Whore” and “Retard”
UPDATE: Oh. And the woman they cursed out also happened to be in late-term pregnancy. This just has suck written all over it.
The business: Fufari’s Soft Pretzels, 2025 Frankford Ave.
The delivery driver for Furfari’s Soft Pretzel Bakery Inc. verbally abused a friend of mine today outside their place of business on Frankford Ave. She was screamed at and called a “whore” and “retarded” over and over while holding her two year-old… for apparently parking in the wrong place. (There are no “loading zone” or “no parking” signs”… as if that would even justify this kind of behavior.) There is no place for businesses like this in the Riverwards, I don’t care how long you’ve been here. Do not patronize them, get your pretzels elsewhere.
Not withstanding the Furfari driver’s alleged war on women with children, they can’t be fucking bothered to pay their taxes.
Fufari’s Soft Pretzels has just won the “BUSINESSES TO AVOID LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE” Award.
Apparently the business has been here long enough to know it can run up a $20,000 property tax bill and not worry about paying what it owes.
The property taxes are not on any repayment agreement with the City of Philadelphia.