It’s Ori Feibush’s World, We Just Live In It – PhillyMag

Ori [CBS3]

Well the exposé of Ori Feibush, the controversial battler of anti-gentrification groups, comes out.

PhilyMag contacted me to contribute to Ori’s bio.   I like Ori and OCF.  A lot.  I absolutely admire that he’s the sole reason that Point Breeze has started to turn around from among the worst Philadelphia neighborhoods to the hottest, in the middle of the Great Recession no less [what have you accomplished lately in this town?]

I’ve been an “Ori watcher” around the time he started his 5th project in Point Breeze.  I was buying a house at the time and seeing the listings popping up below Washington, every single one made me go… “get the fuck out… granite countertops?   Is it also inside the walls to keep the stray bullets from piercing through the Great Room into the kitchen?”

I’ll be honest.   Being White in Philly had just came out and I was not that thrilled and really didn’t want my white-person name in their magazine.  PhillyMag is just steps away from the office where I work, and I can keep my head down and busy and fill myself with meetings and calendar-shifting to put off contributing to a story I would rather not want to do.

And so, I did.

I’ve already admitted my bias towards OCF Realty.  Their fight to acquire blighted and abandoned property and to get it developed and on the tax-rolls has been epic.

For some folks who love to whine and moan and BITCH a lot… none makes them whine and moan and BITCH the loudest when it comes to a motherfucker who knows how to get shit done and isn’t afraid of calling out dipshit stupidity for what it is.

The LotGate battle from last summer wrapped up everything wrong with the City’s approach to land management and focused it with precision right on the Philadelphia Redevelopment Authority.

I’m sure the Nutter Administration won’t fess up to this, but Ed Convington’s willingness to stand up to defend red tape and insider bullshit is what helped get him fired.   A press conference to defend the legal threats about a fucking horrible City-owned PRA lot–the City’s right to keep a fucking smelly trash mountain intact?

So, that’s how I feel.

Love him or hate him, you have to admit–you follow him when his battles pop up.   The Philadelphia establishment does, despite crying the contrary.

Councilman Kenyatta Johnson hates his guts, and also fears him.

I admire that.


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Faggots, The Bible, and Shopping at Liberty Place

Everyone who lives and works in Center City for any length of time have encountered the “True Israelites“.   In a nutshell, they hate everyone except themselves.  The Southern Poverty Law Center has marked them as a militant hate group and noticed they’ve been getting more militant.

Pedestrians in Center City could care less.

They normally protest at the Gallery mall and at Centre Square but thanks to construction going on right now in Centre Square’s plaza, they’ve decided to move to the south entrance of Liberty Place as a convenience to pedestrians trying to navigate around The Clothespin.

This seems to have upset the owners of Liberty Place enough to file suit.

The odds of a skyscraper management company squelching 1st Amendment free speech in this case?  Zero.   See Pruneyard Shopping Center vs. Robbins.

Note to Liberty Place’s lawyer at Drinker-Biddle:   You better pray they don’t ask the court to permit them to go indoors to stand in silent protest under the rotunda at The Shops At Liberty Place.


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New Urbanists: Stop Whacking Off To the Myth of Suburban Decline, Says Beast

Joel Kotkin and Wendell Cox writing for The Beast comes out this morning with a critique on the New Urbanists who have been coddling the idea that the suburbs, the object of mockery and derision, is now in crisis and the lifestyle format is in jeapordy.

Suburban decay is real and exists.  But it’s not the way you think it is.

Bristol, PA has been the crystal meth capital of Bucks Co. for like, ever.

Article after article appears cataloging each peg lowered, each notch marked and every malady suburbia faces.  Now suburban poverty has been on the rise.

Why?

Put simply, there’s more people in suburbia overall.  So therefore, more poverty.

Read more.


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AFSCME On Mayor Bozo Tour of Riitenhouse

17th and Chestnut.

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The Fishtown(.US) Class Wars

Periodically mentioned in Philebrity (like herehere, here, etc) are what Philebs prefers to call the “Fishtown Class Wars”.

These boil over on any number of topics in the F-Tizzy, like bicycle parking, parking permits, dog parks, parklets (anything with the word ‘park’ in it), cafe seating, new businesses, etc.

Toss gentrification and AVI into the mix, and you have a lethal cocktail of FUD* along with traditional ignorance and not all-that-much bliss.   We still live in a city where sentiment like this is not completely dead:

The same dude went on to blame the city’s problems on niggers.   No, I won’t reach for “The N Word” here because a) that’s lame and b) when someone uses that word nakedly and unashamed like that in a public tirade on the Internets, what can you really do but either throw your hands up and walk away from it, or slap the commenter back?   When the rare caller of Ray’s caliber up here manages to make it through WHYY’s screeners, they don’t debate, they just dump the caller.   Because you can’t really argue with morons.

The neighborhood message board over at Fishtown.US where many of these class wars have either been debated or were the stage for playing them out has thrown itself into Fake-smiles and Hugs lockdown in hopes it will all go away.  It won’t.

For you non-Fishtown residents, the neighborhood self-divided over Sugarhouse into two civic associations, FACT and FNA.  The personalities and drift during the Sugarhouse saga entailed FNA retaining zoning and keeping up beautification and occasionally mending fences between FACT and FNA where needed.  FACT is where a segment Sugarhouse supporters went, formed out of the promise and delivery of bounty of Casino Cash(TM) in the form of a Community Benefits Agreement which is now the Penn Treaty Special Services District.  FACT is where some lifetime residents and those who hate new residents very intently have gravitated to.    It runs a Townwatch-like page administrated by lifetime residents who hate new residents (the real townwatch over Fishtown is actually located here).

A Facebook group devoted to the Fishtown Class Wars, which itself was created because class warfare was erupting constantly on Fishtown’s fake townwatch group, exploded over a suggestion that Loco Pez, a Fishtown restaurant, located very deep in Fishtown’s residential area, was misappropriately rumored to be a business that only caters to newcomers.  Call me crazy but I’ve yet to see a new business open in Philadelphia and put signs on its doors “Lifetime Philadelphia Resident?  No Bueno.

Loco Pez’s location has made it a focal point in the F-Tizzy Wars after a heated public meeting where residents green-lighted a plan last year to put outdoor seating outside Loco Pez. The cabal of Fishtown residents who hate new people circulated a petition, delivered it to Councilman Mark Squilla, and convinced him to torpedo the idea of cafe seating, making the zoning meeting for it a waste of time and is a Zoning Lesson:  RCOs should not bother entertaining requests from applicants seeking outdoor seating but should instead petition immediate residents who live next door directly and then take it directly to City Council.   Cafe seating is not a zoning matter, it’s a Streets matter.

That settled, the cabal has since moved over to a dark corner of Facebook where long term residents who hate new residents can seethe in quiet disdain over new people who have moved in next door to them.

Why all the hate?  The usual Archie Bunker shit.  Fear of change, ignorance, all that jazz.    Is this unique to Fishtown?  Hardly.  Pennsport and Point Breeze have the same turmoil and Point Breeze wins the prize for also having a racial undercurrent that permeates even in benign minutiae like urban farming.  Or to put it more simply, some people would rather keep their vacant lots and drug dealers than see white people gardening.

For a neighborhood that’s gotten more beautiful, less blighted and hasn’t looked this good for ages compared in its present condition right now; the whining, moaning and complaining over change is just the same as Northeast neighborhoods under siege where residents are also complaining about change and not of the good kind that makes a neighborhood a better place to live.

* Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt


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Philadelphians Show Their True Colors, Or: People Don’t Really Care About AVI

City Controller Alan Butkovitz triumphantly declared his mandate to continue in his office in what is now a guaranteed win with the Republican challenger surely facing defeat in November.

Voter turnout?  9%.    9 out of 100 eligible registered voters in Philadelphia bothered to turn up to the polls.  Among the most lousiest recent turnouts, this election cycle really had no power to attract even reform-minded voters to the polls.

That also shows how much Philadelphia Democratic City Committee support also matters.   Fishtown, a neighborhood known for more reform-minded citizens, creative classers and gentrification, and also will feel the sting of AVI assessments more than most neighborhoods, was more worried about its feelings being hurt than by spending 8 minutes at empty polling stations with no queues.  Turnout in Fishtown’s two wards was abysmal.

As much as that low-turnout has to do with a whole slate of races of judicial candidates, many candidates are duds hoping for squeakers while judicial reform lags.  Voters really don’t like voting for judges since they don’t know who the candidates are, their record or capability, and can’t really decide who’s the proper person to decide their fellow citizen’s fate among a large grid of buttons that starts to blur when you stare at it long enough.

One thing Alan Butkovitz said tonight is how much this vote was a referendum on AVI.   For a 9% voter turnout, this probably shows how much Philadelphians could care less about AVI and are resigned to accept it.   Of all the Philadelphians who live in the city, a solid block, possibly still the majority of residents, are life-long residents of this city.   And we’re the poorest large city in the US.   A substantial number of residential properties in this city are going to see property tax increases coming up that cuts across race, age and class lines.   And still… 9%.

The final debate over AVI starts in the next few weeks.  The City’s budget has to be finished by the end of June.  Normally at this point in May the process is nearly done.  This is the only election left between now and when the budget is due.   An AVI referendum this was not.

If Philadelphians are hopping mad about AVI as some in the media suggest, the Controller’s race wasn’t the venue to vent it.   Even for those who did “vote AVI” and bought into Butkovitz’s clown car campaign, the Controller has no control over whether AVI happens or doesn’t happen.   That rests completely with City Council.  In this stage of the City’s budgeting process, by this point most members of City Council have made up their minds whether they’ll accept AVI and what’s left to talk about now is what bargaining chips for tax credits, changes to programs and adjustments to get the revenue target to come out the way it needs to.

If City Council punts AVI two things happen:

  • Upset residents who are getting assessment increases and appeal to court after not getting what they will want will cite the Common Level Ratio as the reason why their assessment is wrong and why the City should be forced to change it.  These cases happen all the time without fail every year.
  • The recent comments by court judges hearing assessment claims in higher rounds of court appeals have said the same thing over and over:  it’s not so much that your assessment is wrong, it’s that your county (Philly) has completely screwed up assessments in general and the remedy is really to fix assessments, not to grant “one-off” relief to every property owner rich enough to hire lawyers to appeal away assessment hikes.

This last point matters a lot.   One of the common reasons to appeal property assessments is non-uniformity, or to translate that to English: “they assessed my neighbors different than they did me, I am being singled out and it’s not fair.”

How can you assess fairness when assessments don’t make sense for any property?

You do what a lot of long-time residents of Philly have done during this AVI saga.   Tell everyone what you used to pay in property tax years ago, or what your assessment was, without accounting for things like inflation or the changes in the neighborhood that made your property more or less desirable.

So, what bearing does the City Controller have in all this?   None whatsoever.   Alan Butkovitz can’t do anything about AVI.  Nor could Brett Mandel.  Were Philly voters astute enough to actually know that?   The turnout was so low you can’t argue either way.

City Council has to decide whether it wants to punt this again and risk a court order from an upset judge who is pissed to see this issue back in their courtroom, continue on with tweaking the AVI tax rate or making wild adjustments to other taxes to scale back AVI’s impact.    Each break and tweak will split residents into two camps—those getting the break and those paying extra because the break was given out.   A tweak for everyone could mean changes in U&O that will rile the business lobby.

It won’t make anyone feel any better, but Philadelphia is not the only county that is in this mess.  All of Pennsylvania’s cities have assessment miasmas.  Rural counties too.  Pittsburgh attempted their own version of AVI and aborted it just like Philadelphia did last year.  They’ve had a 1 year head start on this before we started banging away at it.

And no, despite Butkovitz campaign claims… Brett Mandel didn’t “create AVI” nor did he push it to kick Philadelphians out of their homes.   He challenged the assessment mechanism because it’s broken. It needs to be fixed.

In a city with a credit rating just two notches above junk, a state capital that refuses to send over capital to paper over messes because the rest of the state feels (rightly?) that’s akin to flushing money down the drain, a recalcitrant public that is just simply unwilling to stomach change, especially of this kind which is pretty bitter and has pitted neighbor against neighbor in class warfare, the politically expedient solution here is simple.

Punt AVI and just hope for a judge to sort it all out.

Oh yeah, there’s also Act 76 to Eliminate the Property Tax in Pennsylvania.  It’s laughable and likely to go nowhere as PA’s sales tax will have to be seriously jacked up to cover for schools, and PA has been unwilling to go after frackers to raise cash to any degree.   We can’t even close the Delaware Loophole without serious debate and that’s only $90 million dollars a year.   Chump change.


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The PA Convention Center: The $1BN FAILURE.

‘Membah all those labor troubles at the PCC down in Center City?

It has now completely wrecked bookings for the Convention Center, which now has fewer planned bookings than when it doubled in size. [AxisPhilly]

Apparently the organized labor groups that hope to win work from the union booker Elliot-Lewis have something to chew on after losing a $15,000,000 convention because of a dispute over an electric screwdriver. [PMag]


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OK Fat Asses – You’re Supposed to VOTE TODAY.

Credit: Victor Vasquez

NO, you shut up.  I don’t want to hear your excuses.  It’s Primary Day and you’re supposed to vote.  Don’t know where you’re supposed to go do it?  Click here.

Yeah, this race sucks.  There’s no President.   There’s no Ballot Questions.   It’s just City Controller and 3 rounds of Judges you’ve probably never heard of (DISCLAIMER:  I endorse Warren Bloom for Traffic Court Judge, because he’s the worst human being for the job and it’s sure to guarantee the court’s demise if he wins).

Yeah, this blog has no more love for Alan Butkovitz either since he’s slime, but whatevs.  Philadelphians spend most of their lives searching and voting for the worst people possible to hold elected office.   We’re proud of our losers.


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BROCHUREGATE: PDQ Sends Questions to Ethics Board About Alan Butkovitz’s Campaigning

Earlier in the City Controller race a pointed question came up in CityPaper about City Controller Alan Butkovitz using City money to run this obvious campaign brochure around to AVI meetings: 

Team Butkovitz actually got City money to pay for these re-election brochures [CityPaper]

Most of the brochure carefully puts Alan’s name and image alongside specific projects Alan has done to increase his press image.   This coincided with his AVI Scare Tour where Alan has been visiting civic groups centered in West, North and Northwest Philadelphia, telling residents that AVI is designed to kick homeowners out of their homes.

One particular instance where Team Butkovitz was distributing flyers was at the Liberty City LGBT Democratic Club, where Butkovitz attended to seek an endorsement for the Controller’s race.  What is Liberty City?

Liberty City LGBT Democratic Club is a Political Action Committee required to disclose our contributions and expenditures in the form of regular periodic campaign finance reports.  In the spirit of opennes and transparency, we provide our campaign finance reports on our website for the public to view. [link]

Several witnesses at this event where Alan spoke saw the city-paid-for brochures in their chairs before the event even started.   As this was not a civic association ‘Meet the Candidates’ type of an event, but a campaign endorsement event for a PAC, that further solidifies Butkovitz’s printing and use of these brochures as electioneering materials, akin to lawn signs and direct mailers.

Yours truly submitted this to the City’s Board of Ethics as a question, and they’ve definitely seen the campaign brochure.

It’s also not unknown that several employees in the Controller’s office spend a lot more time working on Alan’s campaign than they are spending working on pivot tables in Excel.

How many politicians get to use your taxpayer money to run their campaigns, and for a job that’s supposed to be watching where your taxpayer money goes?

Welcome to Philadelphia.   It’s Not Supposed To Make Sense™.


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The Sheriff’s Department: The Most Fucked-Up Lost Agency In Philadelphia

It’s revealed Thursday during Council session that the Sheriff’s Department has absolutely no real accounting system whatsoever. [AxisPhilly]

Oh, and it’s also sitting on millions in unclaimed funds.

This makes perfect sense as Philadelinquency asked the Sheriff’s Department, and for good measure, the City Controller’s Office run by Alan Butkovitz (who’s running for re-election right now and he wants your vote) for the amount it spent on a Sheriff’s Sale advertising contract to a company that owns the Philadelphia Gay News, a publication nobody reaches for to search for Sheriff’s Sale listings.

The chief bean-counter in Philly didn’t bother to answer our Right To Know Law request for this contract worth over a million dollars.   But the Sheriff’s Department did respond, by sending us a copy of a single check.

Joe Vignola, who himself was once City Controller and now the mouthpiece for the Sheriff’s Office, has been grilled over where money goes during yesterday’s budget hearings in City Council.  After being in the office for two years, the former chief bean-counter in Philly couldn’t show City Council that many counted beans.

With no formal accounting system in place, I wonder how Alan Butkovitz managed to conduct a “forensic audit”?


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JUST IN: Kensington Slumlord Gets SIX YEARS In Federal PMITA Prison

Fresh from the gavel at 6th and Market:

Today was the day Bob Coyle Sr. and his defense attorney tried to show himself as a delicate little flower, too gentle to face the nasty reality of Federal prison.

As Coyle delivered his statement, the tears turned on and the crying started once Coyle insisted “I am not a slumlord” and recalled some of his earlier years spent in Kensington, nevermind that the decades Coyle has been in business in Kensington he was widely known as one of the neighborhood’s most self-absorbed asshats.

One observer in the courtroom mused as the tissues lept out of the Kleenex boxes between Coyle and his Jersey-suburban family seated behind the defense table: “they’re gonna need a rowboat and paddles by the time he’s done talking.”

Judge Dalzell wasn’t impressed.   In addition to 6 years of Federal prison, 5 years of probation, and restitution of $6.48 million, Coyle Sr. also faces a forfeiture judgment for $10 million which will include all his personal property.  That leaves very little chance that Coyle’s family will stand to eek out any sort of side benes from his liar loans.

Councilwoman María Quiñones Sánchez‘s office released the following statement:

Statement by the Office of Councilwoman María Quiñones Sánchez on the Impact of Robert Coyle’s “Landvest” Scam

Councilwoman María Quiñones Sánchez represents the residents of Philadelphia’s Seventh Councilmanic District. Her district includes the Kensington neighborhood, where Robert Coyle’s “Landvest” rent-to-own scam was centered and where hundreds of his foreclosed properties are located. Mr. Coyle’s activities have had a devastating impact on both individual families and the neighborhood as a whole, and have imposed significant costs in the form of governmental services and public safety. These spiraling costs and effects continue today, and will stretch far into the future.

As a legislative aide and attorney in the Council office, I was hired in part directly to deal with the Landvest crisis, to help individual constituents seeking legal remedy and to attempt to coordinate interagency and policy responses that might mitigate the effects of mass foreclosure and vacancy in a such a concentrated area. I have had to spend countless hours on Landvest-related matters over the past three years, as have employees in the Mayor’s Office, Law Department, Licenses and Inspections, the First Judicial District, and the Police Department.

Our office continuously receives calls from victims of Mr. Coyle, who believed they were building equity towards a goal of homeownership, stability, and independence. Some of these constituents were able to negotiate deals preserving their homes, with the help of nonprofit or volunteer legal services lawyers. Some were desperate enough to accept disadvantageous terms in settling with the foreclosing banks, just to avoid more loss. Some victims did not have enough proof to keep their homes, but cannot give up and still call us hoping we can figure out how to get them justice, or because they need help finding new housing they can afford. These victims are poor, and often non- English speaking – demographic maps that our office commissioned show how Mr. Coyle’s rent-to-own holdings were centered in areas where such populations made for easy marks.

To give just a hint of how far reaching the damage is, one constituent I helped was an Iraq war veteran, who was about to close on his first home purchase – but his mortgage approval was disrupted by a past illegal eviction judgment against him by a Coyle Landvest company. Our office was able to get this judgment cleared, and worked with the First Judicial District to strike all past Landvest evictions that were based on fraudulent or nonexistent rental licenses, but most of the affected tenants could not be located and notified, and may continue to be disadvantaged by these judgments appearing on credit reports, hurting their ability to access housing, employment, and lending.

Our office also receives calls from neighbors of these properties, an overwhelming number of which remain vacant, with many falling apart or persistently open to trespassers. The vacant properties have created a public safety crisis. Some are owned by the foreclosing banks or their assignees; with so little equity left in the properties, it is not generally cost-effective to rehabilitate them, so they are left to further degrade. When demolition is inevitably required, that cost will be borne by the City of Philadelphia. Others remain titled with Coyle-related entities, effectively abandoned. Given the high rate of drug and other crime in this part of the City, these vacant properties are a magnet for those harmful activities and pose a direct threat to safety and security for nearby residents.

Finally, there are signs that Mr. Coyle’s scam has created a precedent that is being repeated, with his properties giving rise to new scams. Our office has received reports from constituents who were “sold” foreclosed Landvest properties by individuals who did not possess title to the properties they were purporting to sell. There is no way for us to make these new victims whole. We have been approached by buyers and would-be buyers of portfolios of Landvest properties who plan to again market them as “rent-to-own” properties, so they can take money from renters without obligating themselves to spend funds to bring the buildings up to code. One large portfolio of Landvest-related debt was recently acquired by a company linked to Mr. Coyle’s son. I hope this case is influential in deterring similar activities by Mr. Coyle and others in the future, and hope that scrutiny is extended as well to the lending practices that facilitated this incredibly destructive scam.

Thank you for your consideration of our statement.

Jennifer Kates, Esq.
Office of Councilwoman María Quiñones Sánchez 7th District


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TODAY – Greatest Slumlord of Kensington Faces Federal Sentencing Judge This Morning

Bob Coyle’s federal sentencing for his two counts of loan fraud is today.  A long time coming considering all the shit he did.

Robert N. Coyle, Sr.

Robert N. Coyle, Sr., the largest slumlord ever to hit Kensington. (Philadelphia Inquirer)


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Philadelinquency Endorses Asshole Extraodinaire Warren Bloom for Traffic Court

Too tired to caption this shit. You guess which one is Warren.

He’s got traffic tickets.   He’s had a suspended driver’s license.  He’s a tax deadbeat.

And he’s a sex offender.

And why does Warren Bloom want to become a Traffic Court judge?  “I want a three-year limitation on most parking tickets.” [Inky]  Only that the Bureau of Administrative Adjudication actually handles parking tickets.  Traffic Court doesn’t do that.   Why?  Because even more people try to get parking tickets fixed that they had to take this away from the Philadelphia Courts and put it in the hands of bureaucrats.

See, in order to get rid of Traffic Court, the best way to go about doing this is to put the worst possible person into the job knowing full-well how bad he is.   And Philadelphians are time-tested like no others on Earth when it comes to the business of electing complete dumbasses to judgeships, like former Judge Willie “Judicial Penis” Singletary to the court.

Most of the work is already done for us.  The system we use to pick the men and women who will decide our fate is 90% left to a coffee can.

Warren Bloom is going to be listed first on next week’s ballot for Traffic Court, virtually guaranteeing a win, and a payday.   Let’s make sure he gets to the bench.  His presence will almost certainly assure Traffic Court’s speedy demise.


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Trouble at Johnny Doc’s Union Pub

IBEW Local 98 Boss, John Dougherty [Inky]

Ryan Briggs over at CityPaper informs us of some trouble in Pennsport with John Dougherty’s bar, Doc’s Union Pubin Pennsport at 1843 S 2nd.

Note to Latino-Philadelphians, are you brown? In particular, could gringos mistake you for Mexican ancestry or origin? THIS IS THE LAST BAR YOU’D EVER WANT TO STEP INSIDE OF IN PHILLY. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU.

Here’s a hint for those of you who just recently moved to Philly and don’t understand anything in this post:  Johnny Doc pretty much pulls all the strings of city politicians seeking to further their careers here.  In terms of clout, he continues to wield far more of it than the Fattah Organization, which now has an FBI spotlight on it.  Sure, GoldTex may have tarnished that display of power somewhat, but most everyone who serves on City Council right now owe their seat to Doc in some form or another.   Just the nature of the beast.   His particular union is also mostly white and the vast majority of its members all live in New Jersey.   This is Philadelphia my friend, it’s not supposed to make any sense.

With that said, let’s talk a bit about why a Philly power-player is hooked up with a drinking establishment    This is nothing out of the ordinary in Philly history.   Congressman Brady was once a funding partner in Finnigan’s Wake.  Several court judges in Traffic, Muni and Common Pleas have come and gone who have had ownership stakes in drinking establishments, and of course, why should it come as any surprise that the boss of the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers Local 98 would own one?

The idea behind a politico owning a bar is simple.  Remember the pre-feminist adage that ‘the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach’?   Well, I wouldn’t eat Johnny Doc’s cooking but if he rolled out the red carpet for me every time I walk into his bar, who am I gonna push the button for when Primary Day comes around?   Simple is the mind and values of the working man.   At least when everyone had black and white TVs with 3 channels in the house ala Mad Men.

These days with the gentri-gay-ification of Pennsport, things are not so simple anymore along Moyamensing Avenue.   Let’s take a look at the liquor license:

Doc’s Liquor license is on and off like a light switch

Hmm.   The staties have shut off the liquor license on and off it’s hard to guess when it’s open.  And according to the PLCB, it is shut down like an open circuit breaker.   Loud music, employees failing to do R.A.M.P. training, opening the bar when the license was shut off, selling to minors, etc.  Typical nuisance bar shit.

Let’s see what some locals have to say about the place on Yelp!

 I am a neighbor of this bar. I am a bon [sic] and raised Pennsporter…and I cannot stand this place. If you are not from the neighborhood, don’t bother going. If you are from the neighborhood and don’t want to be associated with thugs and common fifth [sic], then avoid this bar like the plague.

Not more than a month ago, as I biked home, I had a cigarette thrown at me and when I attempted to say something to the obviously under-age child, he attempted to put the cigarette out in my eye. Then I was surrounded by about 10 of his buddies. Thankfully I got out alive…the whole 150 feet to my house, but I had beer bottles thrown at me while I left.

This bar sucks. The owner sucks. This place needs to be shut down and torn down.

Hah.   Next…

Screw it.  I stopped in last weekend with a friend who lives nearby and witnessed that degenerate hood mentality that I always assumed was more rumor than reality.

Mixed mid-sized group of 6-7 came in, visibly drunk, but harmless, just having a good time on the dance floor.  Next thing I know, one of the “non-regulars” got cold cocked in the face for ostensibly bumping into someone.

Somehow this led to a full scale riot out front in which I witnessed that same unfortunate dancing soul getting gang stomped by 4 guys at the same time.

Clearly he deserved this.

Not only that but the now-cheerleading bartender and about 10 of his patrons (read: minions) – a quarter of which were undoubtably still matriculating in a local high school – decided to go all homicidal on the 3 other guys in the group simultaneously.

On the way out I overheard some bloodthirsty buffoon say: “who do these kids think they are making OUR bar part of their bar crawl?”  Thereby corroborating my earlier assumption that this was merely a primitive play to childishly ‘mark their territory’.

I managed to call a cab as the army of cop cars came parading down the street.  On the way back north he candidly told me that he doesn’t even bother driving down this way as he tends to get more rocks thrown at him than cab fare.

If there was anything even moderately redeemable about this bar I might reconsider the one star, but in a city awash in drinking holes, this one would be better off washed down the drain.

There’s more hilarity on their Yelp! page.

In light of this, Congressman Bob Brady’s decision ages ago to pull stakes out of Finnigan’s Wake seems like the smartest move ever.

Pro-tip to local Democratic politicians:   The creative class in Philly doesn’t really equivocate DCC loyalty with bar ownership anymore.   Drinking-hole establishment owners are not gods who rule the neighborhoods like they once were.


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